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You have the eyes of a wolf and a taste for blood. 

carapherxelia:

A Day To Remember - If It Means a Lot to You [video credit]

carapherxelia:

A Day To Remember - If It Means a Lot to You [video credit]

liquorinthefront:

Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3

mind-expanding:

ay-dougie:

justwatchthesunrise:

nerdypanda:

I mean, seriously. Just look at her fucking precious face. 

i reaaaaally fell for her this season 

SAAAAME

She’s my favorite omg

Love her story

mind-expanding:

ay-dougie:

justwatchthesunrise:

nerdypanda:

I mean, seriously. Just look at her fucking precious face. 

i reaaaaally fell for her this season 

SAAAAME

She’s my favorite omg

Love her story

10scompanion:

manafromheaven:

sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

WAIT WHAT FUCKING COOL

YOU GO SAM

10scompanion:

manafromheaven:

sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

WAIT WHAT FUCKING COOL

YOU GO SAM

forgotteninferno:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

Alright so that’s one large three topping pizza with bacon, pepperoni, mushroom, and extra cheese. A 2 liter of sunkist. And one to the head with two to the chest on the side for a mister… Beiber. Alright that’ll be $48.57, you’re pizza and confirmation of kill should arrive in about thirty to forty five minutes. Thanks for choosing Pizza Hit.

forgotteninferno:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

Alright so that’s one large three topping pizza with bacon, pepperoni, mushroom, and extra cheese. A 2 liter of sunkist. And one to the head with two to the chest on the side for a mister… Beiber. Alright that’ll be $48.57, you’re pizza and confirmation of kill should arrive in about thirty to forty five minutes. Thanks for choosing Pizza Hit.

amp-and-his-guitar:

•Be happy•

amp-and-his-guitar:

•Be happy•

tastefullyoffensive:

The perfect metaphor for life.